SO you guys are telling me
In america, these things are …. a thing? like you have a place where kids go to see this???? giant robots that look like satan pissed them out??? and you eat there and kids play around these things???? and its a thing an actual thing it happens its normal….
wtf is wrong with you
Why do you think we made Five Nights at Freddy’s?
"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"
"wow! who taught you how to make that?"
"wow! who taught you-"
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
Why do you know so much about murdering people
Everyone has a gay cousin. If you don’t have a gay cousin, then you might be the gay cousin
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
- Turkish Proverb (via catic)
IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
Some days my faith in humanity is restored.
Omg I am crying this is so cute!!!
“teenagers skip breakfast because they think it will help them lose weight” ACTUALLY NO THATS BULLSHIT TEENAGERS SKIP BREAKFAST SO THEY CAN MAKE IT TO SCHOOL ON TIME WITHOUT WAKING UP AT 4 IN THE MORNING